Three Words Max
Monday, November 26th, 2018The goal of human communications has become speed and efficiency. This can clearly be seen in the world of emails and twitter, which emphasize getting messages out fast with no fancy trimmings. Less is more in electronic exchanges and to go along with that idea I suggest the creation of a new cyber message service that would limit content to three-words or less. Here are three examples of what that messaging might look like.
Scenario 1: An exchange between a husband and his wife:
Having an affair
With whom?
My secretary Sally
Why?
Mid-life crisis
You love her?
Don’t think so
Don’t think so?
Not sure
You bastard!
You sound angry
I am angry
That’s understandable
I hate you
Don’t get overemotional
Screw you
Screw you too
Want a divorce
Okay by me
Fantastic!
Nice knowing you
Likewise I’m sure
Scenario 2: An exchange between Donald Trump and Ayatollah Khamanei:
No nukes Khamanei
Israel got nukes
Not the issue
Says who
Jared
He’s your bud
That’s true
Agree to disagree?
Not on this
I hate you
Don’t get overemotional
Look who’s talking
I’m imperturbable
Give to get?
What you want?
Israel’s destruction
Not happening
Saudi Arabia’s annihilation
No can do
Piece of Syria?
That might work
Talk again tomorrow?
Sure why not
Allah Akbar!
Lock her up!
Scenario 3: An exchange between a caller to a suicide hotline and a hotline receptionist
Want to die
Tell me more
My life sucks
You sound depressed
I am depressed
Tried anti-depressants?
Don’t like medicine
How about psychotherapy?
Don’t like psychologists
Positive thinking?
Are you nuts!
Don’t get overemotional
I’m suicidal dummy
Lighten up Bud
Who’s Bud?
You
My name’s Joe
Ease up Joe
I can’t
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know!
That’s funny
Laughter’s good medicine
I’m feeling better
Great!
You saved me
Got another call
(New Caller)
Want to die
(Receptionist)
Knock knock
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