Late 70’s Era Bob Dylan Urinating in a Filene’s Women’s Room

by Andrew Genser

Yeah I’m pissin,’ I’m pissin,’ I’m pissin’ in the women’s room,
Whoa, and I ain’t missin,
Mama I said I’m pissin’ in the women’s room,
So ya better start kissin…ger’s an ass!
The man’s got no class!
I saw him punch a baby’s tit at mass!
The clown dangles my flippy floppy splish splash!
Cause mama I’m still pissin…’

(Piercing harmonica solo over splashing urine… stream winds down… a flush)

Ohhh the water’s coming up not down!
This makes the bard most frown!
It couldn’t be me – it was she!
I should be set free – most definitely
Cause you them it or we
And even the all-female jury agree
That no matter who we be
It doesn’t take a fool to see
That you just can’t clog a toilet with… urine!

…for a hell of a time cleaning this up Mr. Janitor Man.

(Exiting stall)

Hell I’ll just say Joan did this.

Andrew Genser is a TV comedy writer/producer who has written for numerous shows, some of which you’ve even heard of.