Don’t Ban Tucker 
(To the tune of “Old Dan Tucker”)

by K.D. Taylor

“Tucker Carlson: From Twitter to CNN, the left is coming for your speech.” – Fox News

“Tucker Carlson guest on Fox compares Twitter ban to Holocaust.” – The Independent

Newsman Tucker is a Murdoch man,
Helped Fox News push the MAGA plan.
Piqued Jeff Zucker with his whole spiel,
Soon made Oliver Darcy reel.

Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.
Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.

Brianna Keilar called him names,
Branded him a liar for his claims.
Soon Brian Stelter was on his bad side,
Offending Murdoch and Tucker’s pride.

Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.
Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.

Then Tucker called up his pal Glenn Beck
To come and keep censorship in check.
Beck exposed Nazi Twitter bans,
Called them just like Gestapo plans.

Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.
Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.

Now Glenn and Tucker face the ire
Of a media storm of fire.
First Amendment is now good as dead,
We’re a fascist state like Beck said.

Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.
Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.

Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.
Let Darcy chafe, don’t ban Tucker.
Keep Fox safe from old Jeff Zucker.