A Psalm of Sarah
Tuesday, May 27th, 2014A Psalm of Sarah
By Becky Garrison
27 May 2014
1 The atheist is my enemy, he knows nothing.
2 I make him lie down in gray prisons,
I beat him till he gives in,
3 I kick in his soul.
I whip him toward the right paths
for Jesus’ name’s sake.
4 Even though liberals deny
the existence of my Lord and Savior
I will fear no evil,
for God supports me so;
his rod and his staff,
will punish them.
5 God ordained a table before me
in the presence of these infidels.
I beat his head with iron;
his blood overflows.
6 Surely God’s judgment and love will follow
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house that is White
forever.
Becky Garrison’s seven books include Roger Williams’ Little Book of Virtues, and Red and Blue God, Black and Blue Church (Publishers Weekly Starred Review). Follow her current projects via twitter @Becky_Garrison
See also: A Psalm for the Tea Party
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