Trump Proposes Immigration Overhaul Based on 1970s Hollywood Film

by Chris Iovenko

During a recent interview on the right-leaning podcast Final Solutions, ex-President and 2024 hopeful Donald Trump proposed a federal overhaul of the immigration system based on a numeric system.

“It’s like the movie Ten,” said Trump in response to a question about immigration policy. “It’s very simple. Some women are 10’s or foxes, you know like Bo Derek. I didn’t like the cornrows so much, but that’s me. I like hair to be normal looking, I think that’s more sexy, you know natural. Then you have some, they’re not good-looking. I won’t say ugly because you can’t say that anymore because of the woke mob but they’re you know a 1 or 2. Dogs, we call them. So, you just do that with people who want to come to our country. America only wants tens, don’t send us your dogs.”

When asked if Trump could name examples of women from other countries who deserved citizenship under his proposed system Trump took a moment to reflect before responding.

“My former wives, of course, Ivana and Melania. Also, what’s her name, the Swedish movie star? Ingmar something.”

Asked by the host if the point system also applied to men Trump affirmed that it would.

“Sure,” said Trump. “But with men, it’s not so much about looks. It’s about money and power. If Elon Musk wanted to become an American, of course, I’d allow that because for guys he’s a ten. He has 6 wives, former employees they say, and 20 children but no woman is even going to go on a date with Elon if he wasn’t a billionaire. Can you imagine? I mean that skin, total pizza-face, you think the guy would go see a dermatologist. He can afford it.”

Asked if only billionaire men would be eligible for citizenship Trump insinuated that some nuance in the law might be required. “Well, we’d let millionaire men in too, in most cases, but we’d have to see.”

Asked if he had a name for the law Trump said, “I like the Keep America Beautiful Act because that’s what we should be doing.”