I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, a researcher who invented the Internet and discovered a cure for AIDS, a ten-time Grammy awardee and the star of 122 major motion pictures on serious subjects, a philanthropist who has given 800 billion dollars to charities throughout the world, and a world-class athlete who batted .869 when he played for the Yankees, scored 2012 touchdowns as a New York Giant, and never shot less than an eagle on any hole in his 39 Grand Slam golf tournament wins. And the Dems vilify President Trump while not admitting the terrible faults and liabilities of candidates running for president on the Democratic ticket.

For example, why hasn’t anyone reported that Joe Biden is a 98-year-old Alzheimer’s victim who worked with the Ukrainian government, his son Hunter, and Barack and Michele Obama to try to rig the 2016 presidential election? And why is no one talking about the fact that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are having an affair (their hotel stays are being paid for by federal funds earmarked for alternative energy projects), that Pete Buttigieg is not eligible to run for president because he is twelve years old, that Cory Booker is a white supremacist and a member of the Ku Klux Klan who dons blackface when he appears in public, and that Mike Bloomberg is a lesbian activist who has been able to cover up his gender and political preferences by going to the men’s room to do his business and not marching in gay rights parades?

The reason no one knows the truth about our wonderful president, and the horrifying raps on his rivals, is because of the outsized influence of the fake news, mainstream media, aka “the enemy of the people,” and the atheist, holier-than-thou elites. Specifically, I’m talking about the failing New York Times (a progressive rag read by bleeding heart liberals and everyone living on the east and left coast), MSNBC and CNN (two media outlets that are front organizations for the Socialist Workers Party of America and the Coalition of Mexican Rapists and other Bad People), and a vast leftwing conspiracy composed of characters with college degrees who drink cappuccinos at Starbucks and refuse to shout “lock her up” at political rallies.

Thankfully, Facebook, FOX News, and Vladimir Putin have been around to set the record straight about our nation’s magnificent leader and those malicious desperados who want to take him down. The Democrats may be able to impeach the most honest president since George Washington (actually more honest and ethical than Washington, as Trump was never called to task for chopping down a cherry tree) but they will never be able to convince those who voted for this great and good man that he did anything wrong. Donald Trump will win back the presidency in 2020 because, to paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, you can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool any of the people who listen to Rush Limbaugh and Fox & Friends anytime into thinking that facts and opinions are different from each other and that evidence, truth, and reason are anything more than Democrat talking points.