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By Lily Fitzpatrick Dear Olivia, After careful review of your application to Amazon University, we regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2052. We recognize that this decision may come as a disappointment to you, so for yo... More »
By Martin H. Levinson Welcome to Safe Space University, an institution of higher learning where you are free to express yourself without fear of being made to feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, or challenged on account of biological sex, race-ethnicity, sexual ori... More »
By Ken Hogarty College Admissions Advisor Memo: Getting into YOUR Top Choice University in Covid-19 World Students and Parents: Challenging times provide opportunity. Our agency will work with you to show you how these developments might work toward your heret... More »