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Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Cynthia Gralla Zelensky and Trump did it. Why can’t you? But you’ll have to star in the right vehicle to secure the votes. Japan: Host “So Do You Me Want Fun Clean,” a passive-aggressive reality show in which you and your team of interior decorator... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
Pinocchio cheered Donald Trump one day, Resolved to earn some aid for puppeteers. “Esteemed Lord King,” he lied, “I hope you may Serve six more terms and live a thousand years!” Immediately the puppet’s nose grew out, Developing in le... More »
By Aidan Anthony and David Anthony June 23, 2021 President Joe Biden will soon make it official, and formally adopt Barron Trump, son of former President Donald Trump, say sources close to the White House. The youngest of Trump’s five children, Barron, 14, w... More »
Illustration: Tom Deisboeck Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachus... More »
Among his other qualities, the president has a homing instinct for slapping nicknames on his perceived enemies, who include much of the world. Since most Democrats outgrew this habit during middle school, they seem to be at a loss to return the favor. In part ... More »
By Martin H. Levinson November 19, 1863 Eighty-seven years ago—a time before my Trump Buffalo Steaks, Trump Bowie knives, and Trump Anti-Aging Elixir became famous household names—some outstanding Americans established on this continent a new nation that c... More »
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Next election onwards, there’ll be a second vote for those who turn up with, under their arm, a print copy of one of the larger newspapers and answer a few unobtrusive questions to prove they’ve consumed it correctly. A third for those who al... More »