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By Patrick Kabanda The Kingdom of Wakanda has unanimously voted to grant President Donald J. Trump asylum should he choose to move there anytime after January 20, 2021. The vote came shortly after Mr. Trump’s bitter defeat in the 2020 U.S. election and after... More »
Dear Editor, Trump was robbed. If you subtract blacks, suburban women, and anyone with half a brain and just count racists, misogynists, and people who like making liberal heads explode Trump would have won in a landslide. If Trump loses this election it wonâ€... More »
By Eric Lichtblau A groundskeeper at President Trump’s Virginia golf course found a crumpled-up draft of a concession speech written in Trump’s own hand, complete with misspellings and edits. The draft reveals a president deeply conflicted over the... More »
By Boaz Dvir WASHINGTON, DC—In a brilliant strategic move that cements his reputation as a brilliant strategist who makes moves no one else has ever imagined, GPOAT (Greatest President Of All Times) Donald J. Trump has sued to prevent all 50 states and the D... More »
Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is also a published... More »
by Raj Tawney Don’t let the ghoul fool you with his ruthless spoken trickery MAGA is his wizardry Feeding off our energy until the weak give in Food for his cauldron Slobber and spit, you’re a corn-on-the-cob in his grip If he measures your head it’s for... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Cynthia Gralla Zelensky and Trump did it. Why can’t you? But you’ll have to star in the right vehicle to secure the votes. Japan: Host “So Do You Me Want Fun Clean,” a passive-aggressive reality show in which you and your team of interior decorator... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
Pinocchio cheered Donald Trump one day, Resolved to earn some aid for puppeteers. “Esteemed Lord King,” he lied, “I hope you may Serve six more terms and live a thousand years!” Immediately the puppet’s nose grew out, Developing in le... More »
By Aidan Anthony and David Anthony June 23, 2021 President Joe Biden will soon make it official, and formally adopt Barron Trump, son of former President Donald Trump, say sources close to the White House. The youngest of Trump’s five children, Barron, 14, w... More »