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Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Blog, Humor Times, Humor Outcasts, Politipod, and mor... More »
By Martin H. Levinson With apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein (Sing to the tune of “June is Bustin’ Out All Over” from then musical Carousel) Joe Biden Trump’s goin’ out like a lion He’s whippin’ up the country sayin’ neigh Then the courts all... More »
by Timothy Braatz 1. Red Wave Tuesday night. What a fiesta! Sharon’s famous guacamole. Country music on Mike’s stereo. White string lights on their back patio. Then Sharon brought out the main course. The dishes had little labels. Trump Tacos. Pence Pozole... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Martin H. Levinson George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR did some pretty amazing things when they led the country. But their achievements don’t hold a candle to America’s greatest president, Donald J. Trump, a one-term head of state who was robbed... More »
By Patrick Kabanda The Kingdom of Wakanda has unanimously voted to grant President Donald J. Trump asylum should he choose to move there anytime after January 20, 2021. The vote came shortly after Mr. Trump’s bitter defeat in the 2020 U.S. election and after... More »
Dear Editor, Trump was robbed. If you subtract blacks, suburban women, and anyone with half a brain and just count racists, misogynists, and people who like making liberal heads explode Trump would have won in a landslide. If Trump loses this election it won... More »
By Eric Lichtblau A groundskeeper at President Trump’s Virginia golf course found a crumpled-up draft of a concession speech written in Trump’s own hand, complete with misspellings and edits. The draft reveals a president deeply conflicted over the... More »
By Boaz Dvir WASHINGTON, DC—In a brilliant strategic move that cements his reputation as a brilliant strategist who makes moves no one else has ever imagined, GPOAT (Greatest President Of All Times) Donald J. Trump has sued to prevent all 50 states and the D... More »
Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is also a published... More »
by Raj Tawney Don’t let the ghoul fool you with his ruthless spoken trickery MAGA is his wizardry Feeding off our energy until the weak give in Food for his cauldron Slobber and spit, you’re a corn-on-the-cob in his grip If he measures your head it’s for... More »