America's Most Critical Journal since 1999
by Tim Koechlin (with nods to Lennon, McCartney and the CDC) Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something I hope you’ll understand When I’ll say that something I hope you’ll wash your hands! I hope you’ll wash your hands I hope you’ll wash your han... More »
Curated By Mollie Fermaglich JUST WHEN YOU’D HOPED THEY’D GO AWAY FOREVER –THEY’RE BACK, WITH THEIR NEW ALBUM, FEATURING SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS! IT’S THE SQUAD! THAT’S RIGHT – ILHAN, AOC, RASHIDA AND AYANA PRESSLEY, HAVE STOPPED BITCHING A... More »
Yoko Ono. Heather Mills. Yoko Ono Lennon. Heather Mills-McCartney. Two women. Two Beatles. Who knew? Just remember – everyone – even the allegedly sycophantic, royally aspirational, need someone to look up to… Dear Ms. Ono: I am writing to you because sa... More »
by Alan Lord & Karlos Bedoy I Wanna Hold Your Head Shia Loves You Here Comes The Sunni While My Jihad Gently Weeps And Your Burka Can Sing Your Mullah Should Know Allah You Need is Blood Shia’s Leaving Home For The Beheading of Mr Kite If I In... More »