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How to Get Your Loved One the Perfect Holiday Gift! by Chris Iovenko First, of course, you must get off your couch and put your shoes on. Then you have to locate your keys. 45 minutes later bathed in sweat from your increasingly frantic search, you are ready t... More »
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Your application to join the elite team of customers who make going to the supermarket a most special kind of Hell has been received (for which: thank you) and is currently being evaluated, which usually takes eight to ten business days. As that processing goe... More »
To: Kathleen K: From: TheBiggestStore, Customer Service Re: Your Shopping Cart Is Empty Hello Kathleen, I had a little time on my hands today so I wanted to say hello and let you know that Your Shopping Cart Is Empty. Did you see that boots are on sale? Or how... More »
by Dan Geddes 15 March 2000 Converting shopping malls into prisons is a cost-effective way to create prison space to house America’s growing population of non-violent criminal offenders. America has an undisputed need for prison space, as we keep more than t... More »