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Embattled Mr. Peanut Opens Up to G.W. Carver

On the verge of a nervous breakdown, Mr. Peanut opens up to G.W. Carver Dear Mr. Carver, You and I have come a long way since the turn of the 20th century, when you essentially hoisted me into the spotlight while at the Tuskegee Institute in Alabama. Your inte... More »

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

Published 7y ago - Dan Geddes

By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic lea... More »

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Embattled Mr. Peanut Opens Up to G.W. Carver

U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet

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