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On January 20th, if you weren’t on a safari or a space mission, you probably saw (and was possibly been a bit taken aback by) the former-and-new first lady’s unusual wide-brimmed gaucho-style chapeau, which concealed half of her face, including her usually... More »
I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double by Bob Ross The colonel called me into the office on a Tuesday. I’d just started my shift, hadn’t had my coffee yet, so I wasn’t expecting anything. To be honest, I was barely awake. “Ever put on women’s clothes, B... More »
Get it together, Democrats, because I’m ready to high tail it out of this White House of garbage. If I have to eat off one more filthy piece of Obama china or sit on a Lincoln sofa I’m going to vomit all over the wonderfully tacky Rosa Garden. My husband h... More »
I will tell you truth. People write to me, they say: “Melania, how is it you can be such a normal, regular, normal mother? How do you, as glamorous first lady, the most best beautiful one ever, balance your role as supermodel first lady who must ta... More »