Fifty Shades of Mayonnaise

Published 12y ago - Pete McArdle

I look in the fridge and it’s practically empty, only a few packets of ketchup, an ancient bottle of olives with pimentos, and a stale crust of bread. Looks like tomato-olive soup with croutons for dinner. Again. Ah, the writer’s life! I know deep down Iâ€... More »