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Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus

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Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus By Martin H. Levinson What’s the difference between Jesus and Donald Trump? Only that they lived about 2000 years apart. Other than that, they’re the same guy. To wit, Jesus was sinless and lived perfectly. Likewise, Trump... More »

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CROSSTALK: A TGIF Passion Play

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CROSSTALK: A TGIF Passion Play by David Comfort TIME 33 AD. Good Friday, dawn. CHARACTERS: JESUS: Messiah PHIL: Good Thief PETE: Unrepentant Thief   SCENE Golgotha, overlooking Gaza and the West Bank. Three crosses: Jesus, center, in loincloth. Phil, ri... More »

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Disciple Employment Questionnaire

Published 3y ago -

by God (David Comfort, Secretary) Since the Almighty knew that a good man is hard to find and that many are called but few chosen, He created the following document, but His son declined to use it, fearing it might discourage well-intentioned Salvation volunte... More »

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Jesus 2.0

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by Brian Arundel Time: 2020 Setting: Republican National Convention (After being introduced, Jesus appears on stage, wearing a robe and a MAGA hat. Applause.) Thank you, Tucker, for that warm introduction. You’re far too kind. Really. (beat) The fact is, Laz... More »

The Passion of President Trump

Published 5y ago -

Jonathan Zimmerman University of Pennsylvania   “When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this pre... More »

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If Jesus Were a Christian: The Series

Published 7y ago -

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. Episode synopses for an upcoming historical fiction series IF JESUS WERE A CHRISTIAN, which imagines a world where Jesus was, and acted like, a Christian. S1.E1 “The Birth of Jesus” – Mary miraculously gives birth to Jesus, despit... More »

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Jesus Debriefs Trump

Published 8y ago -

Despite his Ultimate Celebrity status, Jesus Christ has been unable to schedule a meeting with President Trump, so recently the King of Kings made a surprise morning appearance in Trump’s bedroom. He materialized near a table covered with golf trophies, a ma... More »

Jesus and the Sea Star

Published 8y ago -

The old man watched as the young boy picked up another starfish and hurled it back into the tides. He marveled at how many starfish littered the sand. Calling to the boy, he said, “There are thousands of starfish here! You can’t possibly help them all.” ... More »

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The Gospel According To Jesus

Published 24y ago -

The Gospel According To Jesus: A New Translation and Guide to His Essential Teachings for Believers and Unbelievers by Stephen Mitchell Review By Dan Geddes Stephen Mitchell’s project in The Gospel According to Jesus is to present and interpret the authentic... More »

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