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By E. A. Bourland A long time ago there were an unhappy people who lived in a desolate land. They eked a living by farming and herding. The only water came from slight winter rains and a creek that ran through their land and nearly vanished in mid-summer. Ther... More »
by Chrissy Benson After decades of an expanding – and largely ineffective – “War on Terror,” President Barack Obama recently succeeded in disarming the militant jihadist group knowns as ISIS using merely his trademark smile. Sources rep... More »
By Dan Geddes 10 April 2016 WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudi... More »
WASHINGTON – The Pentagon announced today that the Islamic State (ISIS) has blown up two American battleships, the Maine and the Lusitania in the Gulf of Tonkin. Brigadier General Lance Boyle stated: “ISIS was very foolhardy in using weapons of mass destru... More »
by Alan Lord & Karlos Bedoy I Wanna Hold Your Head Shia Loves You Here Comes The Sunni While My Jihad Gently Weeps And Your Burka Can Sing Your Mullah Should Know Allah You Need is Blood Shia’s Leaving Home For The Beheading of Mr Kite If I In... More »
By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS! Let’s call the whole thing off. Barak adores air strikes, abominates boot spikes. He thinks Iraq likes to... More »