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Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
By Martin H. Levinson If we all owned guns we’d get faster service at the DMV, be listened to more respectfully in the office. Muggers would think twice about robbing Jesus on the street because the son of God could be packing a pistol and passersby might ta... More »
Let’s Talk about Guns
MEMORANDUM To: Trigger Communications Clients From: Trigger Crisis Management Team Subject: “Thoughts and Prayers” Successor Brand Message Date: December 17, 2015 The growing media blowback against “thoughts and prayers” as an incident-response-deflect... More »
NRA Member Forgets Gun at Home During Mass Shooting
By Haley Mistler A local NRA member in Lafayette, Louisiana says that he would have been able to stop the shooter at a showing of Trainwreck on Thursday. “If I’d had my gun, I definitely could have stopped it,” says Tim Walkins, card-carryi... More »
Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney in the Face in Tragic Hunting Accident
CHEYENNE, WYOMING – Former Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin shot former Vice President Dick Cheney in the face yesterday in what is being called a “tragic hunting accident.” Palin was visiting the former Vice President Cheney in order to c... More »