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My catalogue of pals stretches beyond Bush, Trump, and the Emperor Bokassa’s personal crocodile. For I am everywhere, and always have been: helped Claus Von Bulow rewrite his Tinder profile the day they switched his wife off; had the Cle... More »
On March 19, 2003, the United States, along with coalition forces primarily from the United Kingdom, initiated war on Iraq. I’ve always wondered what was President Bush was thinking when he decided to authorize the attack and what he was thinking as the war ... More »
By Dan Geddes 12 September 2006 Are you a conspiracy theorist? Please take this self-test. If you frequently read internet news, then you may have unwittingly become a “conspiracy theorist.” Test Instructions Please check the box of the answer that... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON. With paperless touch screen voting machines such as Diebold’s safely in place in many states, the Bush camp’s biggest decision for this November is determining their margin of victory. According to one unnamed administration sourc... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON. 9/11 Commission Chair Thomas Kean today agreed that Vice President Cheney may hold President Bush’s hand during their joint, off-the-record, not-under-oath testimony to the 9/11 Commission. Kean admitted: “Gosh, did you see Bu... More »
WASHINGTON—The US Supreme Court today ruled that President George W. Bush is the lawful President of Iraq. The Bush Administration had brought a lawsuit in January, 2001 (Bush vs. Hussein, US 03-1024) against Saddam Hussein for “usurping the role of dictat... More »
Cast of Characters (In Order of Appearance) King Willie The Slick Lady Hilarious, Wife of King Willie Sir Newt Gecko The Grand Inquisitor Prince Al The Bore Junior Bushleague Once upon a time in the United States of Amnesia lived a king called King Will... More »
Despite expectations that the Presidential election debates would serve as the substantive part of the election campaign, the three debates between Al Gore and George W. Bush were only another shallow bit of show biz, only slightly more confrontational than a ... More »
By Dan Geddes NEW YORK—A recent NBC/New York Times poll found that 42% of likely voters find Vice President Al Gore “too knowledgeable” for the highest office in the land. In contrast, Governor George W. Bush was found “too knowledgeable&#... More »