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By Martin H. Levinson Dear Mister Etiquette: When I sit down to eat at a fancy affair, I get confused about what silverware to use and which glasses to drink from. Do you have any advice that can help me not make a fool of myself when I am at an event like thi... More »
A gentleman shall, when entertaining the company of a wife and a mistress at the same time, break the news of his affair to his spouse in a matter befitting a courteous and honorable person. Given the severity of the circumstances, a gentleman must be thoughtf... More »
Generals, thank you all for coming. In light of recent revelations of a prurient nature, we are gathered here to review The Comely Behavior Manual that you all studied years ago before your uniforms were bedazzled with stars. Please turn to the chapter ent... More »