Published 1y ago - Dan Geddes
Disney’s “The Gnostic Gospels” Manages to Offend Everyone Review by Dan Geddes Cast Jesus – Joaquin Phoenix Mary Magdalene – Jennifer Lopez Peter – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Judas – Brad Pitt John – Chris Rock Pontius Pilate – Adam Dr... More »
Published 1y ago - Paul Lander and Dan McConnell
Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Blog, Humor... More »
Published 12y ago - Dan Geddes
By Dan Geddes ORLANDO — A Jesus look-alike was arrested today for violating the Orlando city ordinance against feeding homeless people. Jesús Christos, 33, of Kissimmee, is now being held in Orlando City Jail. Orlando Police said that early yesterday af... More »
Published 13y ago - Dan Geddes
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON—A new IRS rule states that cryogenically preserved bodies (frozen in liquid nitrogen) are still subject to US income tax, “because there remains a discrete chance that their lives and incomes can be restored by advances in med... More »
Published 13y ago - B.J. Hilliard
CLAMLET (a Disney Studios and Miramax production, June 2011) Imaginary Movie Review by B.J. Hilliard Cast of Characters Clamlet – prince of the yard (a Clam-shaped Fiberglass Resin Planter) – Justin Bieber Gertitude – Clamlet’s mother; queen (an ornate... More »
Published 19y ago - Dan Geddes
Imaginary review Dan Geddes Voice of Saul James Woods Voice of King David Brad Pitt Voice of The Lord (Yahweh ) James Earl Jones Voice of Goliath Hulk Hogan Voice of Bathsheba Salma Hayek Voice of Michal Cameron Diaz Continuing its recent strategy of animating... More »
Published 24y ago - Dan Geddes
Disney’s “Animal Farm” Voice of Snowball………….Jason Alexander Voice of Napoleon…………Danny De Vito Voice of Farmer Jones…..Wilford Brimley Imaginary review by Dan Geddes See also Disney’... More »
Published 25y ago - Dan Geddes
Voice of Winston Smith……David Schwimmer Voice of Julia………………………..Jenna Elfman Voice of Big Brother……………….Jerry Seinfeld Voice of O’Brien…... More »
Published 25y ago - Dan Geddes
Imaginary review by Dan Geddes Voice of God………………James Earl Jones Voice of Adam……………John Cusack Voice of Eve………………Cameron Diaz Voice of The Serpent…….Jim Carey Voice of Noah……………Morgan Freeman Disney’s Genesis,... More »
Published 25y ago - Dan Geddes
God James Earl Jones (voice) Bob (The Antichrist) John Travolta (voice) Satan Richard Gere (voice) King of Gog and Magog Omar Sharif (voice ) King of the East Chow Yun Fat (voice) Luke the Itinerant Minister Eddie Murphy (voice) John the Prophet Robin Williams... More »