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Secret Service Denies RFK, Jr Protection Again After Armed Man Infiltrates His Security “No one has ever shot a Kennedy and gotten away with it.” WASHINGTON – The US Secret Service has again denied Democratic Presidential candidate, Robert F. Kenne... More »
September 30, 2020 Today is an excellent day! I have finally received the funding I require from the private sector to begin experimentation on my two Macaca mulatta (Rhesus macaque monkey) specimen. Both monkeys are of the same age, and same gender (male), of... More »
by Mollie Fermaglich Dear God, It’s me. Nancy. Pelosi. I am in church right now, on my knees, in a pew reserved for luminaries. Like me. Nancy. I’m not a fan of kneeling because, despite what they say, even the very top-of-the-line Wolford pantyh... More »
by Martin H. Levinson The coronavirus didn’t emerge accidentally from 5G wireless communication or a lab or wet market in China. It was the result of a planned criminal conspiracy hatched by a bunch of despicable characters. Here’s how it went down. When P... More »
by Molly McCaffrey Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that guy. Bernie Sanders used a salad fork to eat steak in 1972. He’s the least electable person in history. Mitt Romney is insanely ethical. I love that guy. Elizabeth Warren’s ... More »
Curated By Mollie Fermaglich JUST WHEN YOU’D HOPED THEY’D GO AWAY FOREVER –THEY’RE BACK, WITH THEIR NEW ALBUM, FEATURING SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS! IT’S THE SQUAD! THAT’S RIGHT – ILHAN, AOC, RASHIDA AND AYANA PRESSLEY, HAVE STOPPED BITCHING A... More »
The U.S. Democratic Party is confident they can win the 2020 Presidential elections on their strength of their anti-Trump, pro-war platform. “We are the opposition party to Donald Trump, you see,” stated House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “If you hate Trump and... More »
By Eric Lichtblau Dear Iowa, This is never easy, so I’ll just say it: We need to end it. It’s just not working for me anymore. Yes, you were “the first.” You’ll always be the first, at least in my heart. But we b... More »
I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, a researcher who invented the Internet and discovered a cure for AID... More »
CANDIDATES ANONYMOUS (a short screenplay about a very long campaign) By Mollie Fermaglich FADE IN: INT. – Basement of a Washington D.C. church – Evening Modest, poorly lit large space. A tall coffee urn sits on a long aluminum table on one side of th... More »
Discovered by Mollie Fermaglich Dear Diary, Hi! I’m Alexandria! What’s your name? Oh, that’s right. You’re my diary and I have to name you. My favorite names are Alexandria, Fidelita and Hannah Montana. I could call you “Kitty,” ... More »
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