Jesus 2.0

by Brian Arundel Time: 2020 Setting: Republican National Convention (After being introduced, Jesus appears on stage, wearing a robe and a MAGA hat. Applause.) Thank you, Tucker, for that warm introduction. You’re far too kind. Really. (beat) The fact is, Laz... More »

AOC Is Destroying America and Breaking My Heart

Published 5y ago - Danny Neary

By Danny Neary As a devout conservative, I believe very strongly that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is wrong about the facts and would definitely like me if she gave me a chance. Ocasio-Cortez has been making headlines just about every day since she became the yo... More »

Treasures from A Cluttered Midwest Road

Published 5y ago - Stephen Lyons

By Stephen J. Lyons I found the following untitled poem while picking up trash in the city park near the picnic pavilion: “Our booze who art in mugs Hallowed be thy brew Our liquor come, we will be drunk In bars as it is in basements Give us this day our... More »

Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

Published 8y ago - Dan Geddes

By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s puppet,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trum... More »

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Jesus 2.0

AOC Is Destroying America and Breaking My Heart

Treasures from A Cluttered Midwest Road

Leftists Look Forward to “Constructive Dialogue with Idiotic Trump Supporters”

Kiss the Federal Government Goodbye