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God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights

Published 6m ago -

God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The Almighty, Abba (no, NOT the pop group!), The Father, etcetera) has opened a lawsuit with the State of New York over Do... More »

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Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus

Published 7m ago -

Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus By Martin H. Levinson What’s the difference between Jesus and Donald Trump? Only that they lived about 2000 years apart. Other than that, they’re the same guy. To wit, Jesus was sinless and lived perfectly. Likewise, Trump... More »

Samson and Delilah by Rubens
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Gaza War

Published 9m ago -

by Jeffrey Meyers Gaza on the Mediterranean sea has always been a contested land, and for centuries many different people have lived and fought there.  In the news during the current Israeli war against Hamas, Gaza recalls another historical enemy of the Jews... More »

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Christ-in-Chief

Published 4y ago -

Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Online Ads Amazon Ads Note: The Satirist participates in the Amazon Associates program, and thus may earn small amounts of money if you follow the l... More »

Eve Unloads unto the Lord

Published 5y ago -

by Christine Stevens 1 And the Lord God looked upon the First Woman as she came of an age when the skin becomes as a desert and the daily use of a good moisturizer becomes as a Commandment and He said unto her “Thou shalt swab thy self with unguents so that ... More »

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A Psalm for the Tea Party

Published 10y ago -

By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves as God intended;  no one  shall take my ... More »

The Story of Adam and Steve

Published 13y ago -

And lo! Adam and Steve stayed in the Lord’s marvelous penthouse and the décor was impeccable. The drapes matched the furniture, there was progressive (but not overbearing) art on the walls and there was an absolutely exquisite Persian rug on the living room... More »

Disney’s King David

Published 19y ago -

Imaginary review Dan Geddes Voice of Saul James Woods Voice of King David Brad Pitt Voice of The Lord (Yahweh ) James Earl Jones Voice of Goliath Hulk Hogan Voice of Bathsheba Salma Hayek Voice of Michal Cameron Diaz Continuing its recent strategy of animating... More »

Disney’s “Genesis”

Published 25y ago -

Imaginary review by Dan Geddes Voice of God………………James Earl Jones Voice of Adam……………John Cusack Voice of Eve………………Cameron Diaz Voice of The Serpent…….Jim Carey Voice of Noah……………Morgan Freeman Disney’s Genesis,... More »

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