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God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The Almighty, Abba (no, NOT the pop group!), The Father, etcetera) has opened a lawsuit with the State of New York over Do... More »
Donald Trump: A Modern Day Jesus By Martin H. Levinson What’s the difference between Jesus and Donald Trump? Only that they lived about 2000 years apart. Other than that, they’re the same guy. To wit, Jesus was sinless and lived perfectly. Likewise, Trump... More »
Disney’s “The Gnostic Gospels” Manages to Offend Everyone Review by Dan Geddes Cast Jesus – Joaquin Phoenix Mary Magdalene – Jennifer Lopez Peter – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Judas – Brad Pitt John – Chris Rock Pontius Pilate – Adam Dr... More »
By Martin H. Levinson Today’s business lesson from the Bible is about the role of influencers in getting people to do one’s bidding. The Good Book is filled with examples of such individuals—and animals. Exhibit A: the serpent in the Garden of Eden who t... More »
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by Christine Stevens 1 And the Lord God looked upon the First Woman as she came of an age when the skin becomes as a desert and the daily use of a good moisturizer becomes as a Commandment and He said unto her “Thou shalt swab thy self with unguents so that ... More »
By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves as God intended; no one shall take my ... More »
And lo! Adam and Steve stayed in the Lord’s marvelous penthouse and the décor was impeccable. The drapes matched the furniture, there was progressive (but not overbearing) art on the walls and there was an absolutely exquisite Persian rug on the living room... More »
Imaginary review Dan Geddes Voice of Saul James Woods Voice of King David Brad Pitt Voice of The Lord (Yahweh ) James Earl Jones Voice of Goliath Hulk Hogan Voice of Bathsheba Salma Hayek Voice of Michal Cameron Diaz Continuing its recent strategy of animating... More »
Imaginary review by Dan Geddes Voice of God………………James Earl Jones Voice of Adam……………John Cusack Voice of Eve………………Cameron Diaz Voice of The Serpent…….Jim Carey Voice of Noah……………Morgan Freeman Disney’s Genesis,... More »