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Humorous fiction and short stories

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The Men’s Self-Help Line: Episode One: Wake Up

Published 3y ago -

EPISODE ONE: WAKE UP A garage poorly adapted to look like a call-in studio. There’s a second-hand table with a large telephone on it. Behind the desk is a chalkboard with “The Men’s Self-Help Line” crudely printed in red chalk. There’s two armchairs ... More »

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The Destroyer

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By Sean Kenealy “My name’s Roy and I destroy!” I know, it’s a silly slogan, but it turns heads and it’s helped me get ahead in this crazy business. Need a TV destroyed? I got you. Need a couch destroyed? No problem. I even did a refrigerator once in ... More »

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The Chapstick Fast

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By Casey Alexander Day 1 Lately I’ve become wayward; there’s a layer of grime on my soul. A lack of progress, a certain stagnation. An unsettling realization: I have ceased to be my own hero. Plus I have a three-day weekend coming up and no particular plan... More »

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What Do You Do When You Discover You’re a Jew?

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What Do You Do When You Discover You’re a Jew? By Blechner   Dedicated to the work of Franz Kafka, that flickering light showing others a way.   “…for human reality, to act is to be, and to cease to act is to cease to be.” Being and N... More »

Otto Dix, The Journalist Sylvia von Harden, 1926
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The Nasty Wife

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by Jeffrey Meyers Jim, my greatly admired friend, taught at Berkeley and was the brilliant biographer of Thomas Mann.  I’d reviewed his earlier volumes; and when I left teaching and moved back to northern California, I looked him up and we immediately hit i... More »

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Student Rebellion

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By Lynn Levin 9:15 a.m. The revolt against the humanities faculty begins as student rebels halt professors in the middle of class and usher them to the quad. Some of the professors assume that they are being led to an assembly honoring them for their service. ... More »

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Profiles in Self-Defense

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By Brandon Cole Bronton “Yes, Your Honor, I admit I was in that bodega and I shot the clerk four times in the chest when he wouldn’t hand over the money, wasn’t much money either so why he wouldn’t do what I said don’t make sense, but I shot him in s... More »

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Memoirs of a Guysha

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by Casey Alexander It was the bugle that turned my head. Its manly, imposing tones, and the majestic figure that held it. His traditional silk caftan; the silver birds in his hair. The documentary detailed his training, followed him through making up and his e... More »

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Parting with Mercedes

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by Jeffrey Meyers Though it was part of my self-image, I reluctantly decided to sell my 2013 silver-grey Mercedes.  It was becoming more difficult for me to get in and out of the car.  The very low front was easily scraped and damaged.  The car had to be to... More »

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The Adventures of Amalia Knight

Published 4y ago -

by Fred Russell Amalia Knight, M.Sc., was a ghostwriter. She had been ghostwriting since her elementary school days, when she had patched up compositions for her classmates, and then through high school and the university, when she had written them from scratc... More »

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