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Humorous fiction and short stories

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To Pee or Not to Pee

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To Pee or Not to Pee by Virginia Konchan An unnamed, middle-aged female Amazon Fulfillment worker getting paid $12/hour without benefits, working 40 hours a week, with a one-hour bus commute each way from a cramped, airless studio apartment in a rundown buildi... More »

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If Scissoring is a Crime, Lock Me Up

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by Kristine Laco I headed to my illegal occupation, expecting it to be a normal Tuesday. I am a consensual participant in one of the oldest professions and forced to hide my talents behind heavy drapery and secrecy. If asked at dinner, I always reply that I am... More »

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The Road to Roundness

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by Casey Alexander There was no reason to reopen the door to the office–they’d made it clear that John wasn’t needed inside–but some instinct made him try anyway. The handle fell a quarter of an inch beneath the force of his wrist, then clicked... More »

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Memorable Meals

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by Jeffrey Meyers Rereading James Salter’s delightful Life Is Meals: A Food Lover’s Book of Days reminded me of the best meals in my life, when the food was excellent and the atmosphere and people were even more important.  At their finest, these dinners ... More »

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Mark Twain and the Hobo

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By Eric D. Lehman The hobo arrived at Mark Twain’s house at sunset. Sun rays slanted across the tumbling creek and ancient elms. The large house was reddish brick, adorned with at least four chimneys, a wraparound porch, and a steep roof. Flowers bloomed in ... More »

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Pepperville

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by Casey Alexander In between Aztec push-ups, Jim heard the delightful sound of cardboard falling onto his doorstep. He waited in the gym for ten minutes, allowing extra time in case the courier tripped or stopped to admire his tulips. Opening the front door, ... More »

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A Day at the Beach, 2045

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By Louis Greenstein “… a [June 3, 2022 CBS and YouGov] poll shows that 44% of Republicans believe mass shootings are ‘something we have to accept as part of a free society.’” My wife Penny and I live what you could call a charmed life. We’re semi-r... More »

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The Lady with the Lapdog: A Sequel

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by Emil Draitser (Translated from the Russian by the author) “How? How?” He [Gurov] asked, clutching his head. “How?”  And it seemed that a bit more – and the solution will be found, and then a new, wonderful life will begin; and it was clear to... More »

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The Late Unpleasantness

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by Anna Stolley Persky   Dear Dead Grandma, Maybe you think I’m a loser because I’ve lost another job, but I really wasn’t the right fit for a position investigating environmental damage when I don’t even believe in climate change. Anyway, the EPA... More »

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The Men’s Self-Help Line: Episode One: Wake Up

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EPISODE ONE: WAKE UP A garage poorly adapted to look like a call-in studio. There’s a second-hand table with a large telephone on it. Behind the desk is a chalkboard with “The Men’s Self-Help Line” crudely printed in red chalk. There’s two armchairs ... More »

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The Destroyer

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By Sean Kenealy “My name’s Roy and I destroy!” I know, it’s a silly slogan, but it turns heads and it’s helped me get ahead in this crazy business. Need a TV destroyed? I got you. Need a couch destroyed? No problem. I even did a refrigerator once in ... More »

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