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Humorous fiction and short stories

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General Disillusionment

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General Disillusionment By Melissa Tonkin The news comes on the TV at 7:02 p.m. Considering it’s called ‘The News at Seven,’ it’s late. The night’s top story is breaking. A black and white sketch fills the screen: the Unabomber in sunglasses and a ho... More »

St. Basil's in Moscow
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Soviet Russia: July 1966

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by Jeffrey Meyers After teaching in Japan for a year, my wife and I took the long way home through Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Cambodia, India, Russia, Poland, Germany and England.  We had a taste of Russia before we got there.  When we first entered our ... More »

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Tennis Memories

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Tennis Memories by Jeffrey Meyers Much have I traveled in the realms of tennis, and many goodly states and playgrounds seen.  Now that injuries have forced me to quit the field, I console myself by remembering all the weird places and people I’ve known thro... More »

Trump and Melania
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I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double

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I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double by Bob Ross The colonel called me into the office on a Tuesday. I’d just started my shift, hadn’t had my coffee yet, so I wasn’t expecting anything. To be honest, I was barely awake. “Ever put on women’s clothes, B... More »

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Arthur

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Arthur by Casey Alexander Ted’s boss wanted an explanation; his eyebrows conveyed that the situation was grave. He stood accused of unauthorized leisure, of shirking a critical duty: in the excitement of filling out the monthly reports, he’d forgotten the ... More »

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Sonnets for Senior Sirens

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Sonnets for Senior Sirens by Kelly Sheehan Heath “Look at ‘em.” I mutter to Sabella, shielding my eyes and squinting at the gaggle perching on the other end of the sun-drenched rock. “Gabbing and laughing like the only ones for miles around! Does it ... More »

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Confessions of a Germaphobe

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Confessions of a Germaphobe by Clark Zlotchew Year 2 BCP (Before the Covid Pandemic): I, Edwin Q.  Lillypad III, am known by friends and mortal enemies alike, as a germaphobe. With good reason.  I have a deathly fear of germs, as should every sane person. ... More »

Isfahan mosque
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The Persian Version

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The Persian Version by Jeffrey Meyers In June 1971 my wife and I drove across Turkey in a Volkswagen bug without seat belts or air conditioning and reached Iran during the fading years of the Shah, who would flee the country in 1979.  Fifty years ago Iran, cl... More »

Jeffrey Meyers
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Japan and Korea: Delights and Horrors

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Japan and Korea: Delights and Horrors by Jeffrey Meyers After completing my two-year appointment at UCLA in 1965 and leaving my year-long English girlfriend there, I had a longing to travel and spent the next year teaching college courses for air force personn... More »

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Goodnight Mold

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Goodnight Mold By Casey Alexander Ben was partway through his morning pigeon salute. It was an inhospitable morning; he stood on the balcony with an umbrella, waiting for one to appear. Thus far, his call had gone unanswered. Of course, they were under no obli... More »

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New Salem University

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New Salem University by Bill Curtis “Why does Socrates end the dialogue by talking about a myth of all things? Isn’t that puzzling? Isn’t myth the very antithesis of philosophy?” The professor surveyed the room and the six students it held. Three were ... More »

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Susie: Disorder and Early Sorrow

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by Jeffrey Meyers As a college student I’d been traveling alone for a month through Greece, Yugoslavia and Germany, where I didn’t know the languages, and had scarcely spoken to anyone all that time.  When I boarded the Rhine River boat in Heidelberg I sa... More »

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