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Doubting Thomas Doubts Disclosures
“…and I will bear true faith and allegiance to …. 45” More »
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Yes, Unvaccinated People Like Me Are Being Treated Like Black People in the Jim Crow South
by William Vaillancourt “Thanks to the hard work of Rev MLK Jr. and others, growing up in Georgia, I’ve seen the beautiful fruit that blossomed from the Civil Rights Era, where segregation ended & equality began. Today, I believe we are seeing ... More »
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A Fair and Balanced Look at the Presidency of Donald J. Trump
By Martin H. Levinson George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR did some pretty amazing things when they led the country. But their achievements don’t hold a candle to America’s greatest president, Donald J. Trump, a one-term head of state who was robbed... More »
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It Takes a Village Idiot
By Mollie Fermaglich I sit in a spacious room, eagerly awaiting Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden. Okay – it’s not really a room but a finished basement, stocked with enough canned goods and bottled water to have sustained both the French and the G... More »
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Are You There, God? It’s Me, Nancy
by Mollie Fermaglich Dear God, It’s me. Nancy. Pelosi. I am in church right now, on my knees, in a pew reserved for luminaries. Like me. Nancy. I’m not a fan of kneeling because, despite what they say, even the very top-of-the-line Wolford pantyh... More »
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Trump is Just What America Needs Right Now
Recently, many have pointed out that there has been little executive leadership in regards to the coronavirus pandemic in the United States. These people claim that President Trump has done nothing to sufficiently combat the spread of the deadly virus and poin... More »
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The Squad’s Greatest Hits
Curated By Mollie Fermaglich JUST WHEN YOU’D HOPED THEY’D GO AWAY FOREVER –THEY’RE BACK, WITH THEIR NEW ALBUM, FEATURING SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS! IT’S THE SQUAD! THAT’S RIGHT – ILHAN, AOC, RASHIDA AND AYANA PRESSLEY, HAVE STOPPED BITCHING A... More »
The Passion of President Trump
Jonathan Zimmerman University of Pennsylvania “When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this pre... More »
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Candidates Anonymous
CANDIDATES ANONYMOUS (a short screenplay about a very long campaign) By Mollie Fermaglich FADE IN: INT. – Basement of a Washington D.C. church – Evening Modest, poorly lit large space. A tall coffee urn sits on a long aluminum table on one side of th... More »
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The Lost Diary of…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Discovered by Mollie Fermaglich Dear Diary, Hi! I’m Alexandria! What’s your name? Oh, that’s right. You’re my diary and I have to name you. My favorite names are Alexandria, Fidelita and Hannah Montana. I could call you “Kitty,” ... More »
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Bernie’s 2020 Campaign Song
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. Like plaque psoriasis, you’re back. While others your age have settled comfortably into a 55+ retirement community with all sorts of amenities, you remain active as a United States Senator which, I’m guess, is even better, with ... More »
Rules by Which a Great Nation Can Be Turned Into a Small One
Thomas M. Garrett, Ph.D. Ancient nations valued themselves upon this: that it took a immense deal of time to turn their great nation into a little one. The advice that I am about to communicate is the very reverse, by following these few simple rules our Gre... More »