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Imaginary review by Dan Geddes Works Picasso Blockhead Piece of Shit #2 Rhubarb Pie Gramophone Straight Red Line On Paper Nixon’s Mind “Genuine Forgeries” Final Days: Hair Piece Kinski’s Legacy WASHINGTON, DC—The most com... More »
Cast of Characters (In Order of Appearance) King Willie The Slick Lady Hilarious, Wife of King Willie Sir Newt Gecko The Grand Inquisitor Prince Al The Bore Junior Bushleague Once upon a time in the United States of Amnesia lived a king called King Will... More »
By Dan Geddes (With apologies to Ambrose Bierce, author of The Cynic’s Word Book.) Christmas Christmas Season, The Consumer Cool Credit Card Drug War, The History Internet, The Irony Like Model Product Placement Republican “Saturday Night of Justice”... More »
Disney’s “Animal Farm” Voice of Snowball………….Jason Alexander Voice of Napoleon…………Danny De Vito Voice of Farmer Jones…..Wilford Brimley Imaginary review by Dan Geddes See also Disney’... More »
Imaginary review by Dan Geddes The great German composer and musicologist Felix Spielenhammer left an indelible mark on musical history. His development as a composer and theorist mirrors developments in twentieth century music as a whole. His death on ... More »
Alexandria Czechtealeaves: True Psychic Imaginary review by Dan Geddes The rise of psychics in recent years has brought a host of charlatans into the public eye. But against this background of fraudulence, one psychic’s image remains untarnished. Alexand... More »
by Dan Geddes 15 March 2000 Converting shopping malls into prisons is a cost-effective way to create prison space to house America’s growing population of non-violent criminal offenders. America has an undisputed need for prison space, as we keep more than t... More »
By Dan Geddes A Demographic Analysis by The Raynd Corporation Their Manifest Failure The Sat-Critters’ Inexplicable Motives Help Is Available Now that it is clear that the American economy has mastered the boom/bust cycle forever, it seems that a little soci... More »
by Dan Geddes 14 January 2000 Introduction Take The Breyers-Devere Probe of Human Worth! How the Questions Are Designed Moral Absolutist (A) vs. Moral Relativist (R) Egoists (E) vs. Team-Players (T) Intellectual (I) vs. Feeler (F) Optimist (O) vs. Pessimist (P... More »
Voice of Winston Smith……David Schwimmer Voice of Julia………………………..Jenna Elfman Voice of Big Brother……………….Jerry Seinfeld Voice of O’Brien…... More »
15 December 1999 by Dan Geddes Techniques for creating successful religious cults have changed dramatically since the cult heyday of the 1970s. Millions of people are desperate to find the definitive “answers” to life’s big questions—even if inc... More »
by Dan Geddes Beginning with his first film, Mr. Kleen (1988), writer/director Jake Steiger went on to film some of the most popular films of the 1980s and 1990s. Steiger’s Filmography Mr. Kleen (1988) ** ½ All In The Family (1989) ***½ Bringing Up ... More »