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Are You a Conspiracy Theorist? Take The Test

Published 18y ago -

By Dan Geddes 12 September 2006 Are you a conspiracy theorist? Please take this self-test. If you frequently read internet news, then you may have unwittingly become a “conspiracy theorist.” Test Instructions Please check the box of the answer that... More »

Disney’s King David

Published 19y ago -

Imaginary review Dan Geddes Voice of Saul James Woods Voice of King David Brad Pitt Voice of The Lord (Yahweh ) James Earl Jones Voice of Goliath Hulk Hogan Voice of Bathsheba Salma Hayek Voice of Michal Cameron Diaz Continuing its recent strategy of animating... More »

John Irving’s The Third Leg

Published 21y ago -

Imaginary Review by Dan Geddes John Irving’s latest book, The Third Leg, depicts the life of John Bath, an aging, award-winning writer, struggling with his literary destiny and his unusual family. As the novel opens, Bath is grappling with his next opus, The... More »

Dys by Thomas Pynchon

Published 22y ago -

Pynchon’s Dystopia Dys by Thomas Pynchon Imaginary review by Dan Geddes A new Thomas Pynchon work is always an event, and his devoted readers will treasure his latest effort, Dys. Dys is clearly dystopian fiction, but it is still a Pynchon work more than any... More »

Quentin Tarantino’s “Harder”

Published 23y ago -

Imaginary review by Dan Geddes   See also reviews of Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill, as well as a satire of Tarantino’s “Scent of a Banknote” Sonny.…………….……….Harvey Keitel Slick………………………..Samuel L. Jackson L... More »

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Claude Roget: Philosopher or Fraud?

Published 24y ago -

Claude Roget: Philosopher or Fraud? Imaginary review by Dan Geddes   Works Discussed Claude Roget: Montmartre Mountebank by Louis Bloch Order Is Terror by Claude Roget Literature and Vacuum by Claude Roget “Uncommunicative Modalities In Roget’s Anti-T... More »

Lost William Faulkner Novel Found?

Published 24y ago -

Imaginary review by Dan Geddes JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI—An academic conference, “Incest, Murder and Mutes in Faulkner’s Early Fiction” was held here last week to discuss an astonishing development in the history of Faulkner scholarship—the possible disco... More »

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“The Anti-Artist”: Karl Kinski’s D.C. Exhibit

Published 24y ago -

Imaginary review by Dan Geddes       Works Picasso Blockhead Piece of Shit #2 Rhubarb Pie Gramophone Straight Red Line On Paper Nixon’s Mind “Genuine Forgeries” Final Days: Hair Piece Kinski’s Legacy WASHINGTON, DC—The most com... More »

King Willie The Slick, Then Junior Bushleague

Published 24y ago -

Cast of Characters (In Order of Appearance) King Willie The Slick Lady Hilarious, Wife of King Willie Sir Newt Gecko The Grand Inquisitor Prince Al The Bore Junior Bushleague   Once upon a time in the United States of Amnesia lived a king called King Will... More »

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From The New Dictionary of American Cultural Literacy

Published 24y ago -

By Dan Geddes (With apologies to Ambrose Bierce, author of The Cynic’s Word Book.) Christmas Christmas Season, The Consumer Cool Credit Card Drug War, The History Internet, The Irony Like Model Product Placement Republican “Saturday Night of Justice”... More »

Disney’s Animal Farm

Published 24y ago -

Disney’s “Animal Farm” Voice of Snowball………….Jason Alexander Voice of Napoleon…………Danny De Vito Voice of Farmer Jones…..Wilford Brimley Imaginary review by Dan Geddes See also Disney’... More »

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