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It’s the Economy, Stupid By Martin H. Levinson To be elected president you need to propose economic policies that will attract voters who, like all people, want to get as much as possible without having to consider the consequences. Half-measures won’t... More »
For One-Billion Non-Breeders Only: No Kidding Bill of Rights! By David Comfort We live in an age of equality and diversity. Why, then, are the childfree – an increasingly large and pissed-off demographic – still second-class citizens? Think about it: what ... More »
The Backbite Lies of a Profiteer By Henry Wadsworth Wrongfellow aka Martin H. Levinson Listen my children and you shall hear, The backbite lies of a profiteer, On the Sixth of Jan., in Twenty-One, He said to a group of guys with guns Hang Mike Pence and... More »
The Art of the Kneel By Martin H. Levinson Nothing can stop Donald Trump as he heads to a third term in the White House. That includes bullets, which were deterred from killing Trump by God, a Trump worshipper who follows his hero on Truth Social. That include... More »
The Ten Eleven Commandments, according to Donald J. Trump by Stephen J. Lyons I am the LORD, your one and only God, who brought you out of the Swamp, out of the house of Clinton and Biden. You shall have no other gods before or after Me. And, for a limi... More »
My real name is Selina Kyle, but most people know me as Catwoman. I used to be Batman’s adversary but soon became his ally, realizing that he was fighting to rid Gotham of all those autocratic assholes who wanted to take over the city. You know who I mean: J... More »
TO BABe, OR NOT TO BABe?: 10 Pros & Cons of Parenthood By David Comfort Earth’s human population now stands at 7.9 billion, a 700% jump from a century ago. Short of an asteroid hit, a Covid Black Plague, or everybody going LGBT or Q, the population is ... More »
The New Gettysburg Address: Only $99.99! by Frank Palmeri and Ted Wendelin (Now Available! Your personalized copy of the Address, printed on velour and tastefully framed in 100% authentic imitation 14-carat plated gold frame with a certificate of authenticity,... More »
Immunity with Impunity By Martin H. Levinson Some people question why Donald Trump has sweeping immunity and broad protections in the federal election subversion case being brought against him. The answer to these people is learn some law, which I have done an... More »
Grab ‘Em by the What, Where? by Stephen J. Lyons Now that the infamous Access Hollywood tape made it back in the news I have questions for the “star” of the tape, that constant ingrown irritant in our short lives, aka the freshly convicted, twice impeach... More »
Questions about Love and Answers from an Expert by Kara Panzer Everything is going so great with my boyfriend of eight weeks, but for the last seven he’s been doing something that makes me feel pretty uncomfortable. After going to the gym one day, he came ho... More »