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By Mollie Fermaglich I sit in a spacious room, eagerly awaiting Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden. Okay – it’s not really a room but a finished basement, stocked with enough canned goods and bottled water to have sustained both the French and the G... More »
You’ve undoubtedly read the reports by now. Seen my name added to an ever-expanding list on the 24-hour news networks. Yes, I contracted COVID-19 at the Rose Garden reception celebrating Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination to the Supreme Court. As one of your d... More »
By Lauren LoGiudice As I hover above a foamy latte, I’m reflecting on all the drama on my account. The lies about me are endemic. No, I was not manufactured in a lab in China. No, I was not a conspiracy by the Democrats. No, wearing a mask does not violate y... More »
By Cynthia Gralla Zelensky and Trump did it. Why can’t you? But you’ll have to star in the right vehicle to secure the votes. Japan: Host “So Do You Me Want Fun Clean,” a passive-aggressive reality show in which you and your team of interior decorator... More »
By Clark Zlotchew Genghiz Khan, Humanitarian, by Sukhbaatar Arhangbai (adequately translated into English by Ulan Bulgan Jones. 486 pages. Paintings and photographs by Bayanhongor Dzavhan & René LaRochelle. Hard cover 56 Euros. Paper 27 Euros. New lig... More »
by Max Henry With autumn just around the corner, the nation’s top health officials have issued a dire warning: avoid all social gatherings, except Alex’s wedding. According to experts, social gatherings remain a major factor in the spread of COVID-19. Lead... More »
By Ken Hogarty College Admissions Advisor Memo: Getting into YOUR Top Choice University in Covid-19 World Students and Parents: Challenging times provide opportunity. Our agency will work with you to show you how these developments might work toward your heret... More »
A Modest Proposal to Microchip Humanity for Its Own Health and Safety By Dan Geddes Introduction Technology is changing human society in previously unimaginable ways. Human evolution, which has long been largely biological process, will now continue almost ent... More »
By Martin H. Levinson November 19, 1863 Eighty-seven years ago—a time before my Trump Buffalo Steaks, Trump Bowie knives, and Trump Anti-Aging Elixir became famous household names—some outstanding Americans established on this continent a new nation that c... More »
9/3/19 Note to Workshop: Submission 1 Hello HELLO! Thank you guys so much for reading the start of my big project / fictional novel / demon child that haunts my dreams. I know the semester has just started, but I really think this is going to be an amazing wor... More »
