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Poems

Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.

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Because You’re An American, That’s Why

Published 13y ago -

By Connolly Ryan Eerily guardless at this ungodly hour, the palace seems pale and lost as a human baby in a fake jungle. Now bust into it and dismantle whatever’s left of its moral clarity. The air is pungent with gastrointestinal spices: a proboscis meets h... More »

Sati: The Widow Baker

Published 14y ago -

By K.D. Taylor How do I love thee? Let me count the blaze Of yon bright pyre the proof of my heart’s worth! Living, my bosom ever burned with mirth; In death, now let it scintillate thy praise. Widowed, bereft, and left to mourn my days And nights alone,... More »

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