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By Dan Geddes NEW YORK—Capitology, a religion founded in 1987 by Anton Leday, is now the fastest growing religion in the U.S., according to CultWatch, a mainstream Christian publication. Capitologists worship a powerful force, called variously “The For... More »
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to rekindle interest in the “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” television show, the ABC television network sponsored the “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” Man March last week in Washington, DC. ABC aired adver... More »
By Dan Geddes HOPE, ARKANSAS. Researchers for the future William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library yesterday visited Clinton’s boyhood home in Hope, Arkansas where they claimed to have found a “shred of decency” in the President’s boyhood bedroom.... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON—Al Gore ended months of speculation today by announcing his vice presidential running mate, President Bill Clinton. Trailing Republican candidate George W. Bush by approximately 10 percentage points in recent polls, Gore cited Clint... More »
By Dan Geddes NEW YORK—A recent NBC/New York Times poll found that 42% of likely voters find Vice President Al Gore “too knowledgeable” for the highest office in the land. In contrast, Governor George W. Bush was found “too knowledgeable&#... More »
PHILADELPHIA—In a heated Presidential Election year, the Republicans have established a platform of “moral superiority” over the Democrats. “It is clear that all Democrats represent moral turpitude, while all Republicans represent Christian... More »
BUFFALO—After years of speculation, rumors that the classic folk song “Puff The Magic Dragon” contains allusions to marijuana use, seem confirmed today, after a Buffalo woman found a scrap of paper believed to be penned by the song’s author, Pe... More »
LOS ANGELES – 5200 American prostitutes sued the Screenwriter’s Guild of America for its relentless use of the word ‘whore’ in “a defamatory and prejudicial way.” “We’re thrilled with the result,” stated a triu... More »