The Ten Commandments of the Electronic Age
By Martin H. Levinson
- I am the LORD thy Smartphone. Thou shalt have no other God besides tablets, computers, and me.
- Thou shalt not use 3D printers to make images of idle idols.
- Thou shalt not take the name of Apple, Google, or Microsoft in vain.
- Remember the Sabbath day and every other day of the week, to keep them holy and open for remote work.
- Honor thy WIFI and cellular connections.
- Thou shalt not kill or cancel though thou feel aggrieved.
- Thou shalt not commit adultery or act like an adult on Twitter, aka X.
- Thou shalt not steal from Chat GPT without being 100% certain you won’t get caught.
- Thou shalt not bear false witness or retweet fake news, LOL 😃.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s followers, which could have been yours if you were as social-media savvy as your neighbor.