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Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge By Martin H. Levinson Donald Trump says Ukraine started the war currently going on with Russia. In saying this he’s flipped conventional dogma, which, relying on the facts, says Russia invaded Ukraine. That so man... More »
Greenland Going Once, Going Twice… by Michael J. Man President Trump has stated over and over that he wants to purchase Greenland, which has been part of Denmark for over 200 years. And Denmark’s Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen has stated over and over th... More »
On January 20th, if you weren’t on a safari or a space mission, you probably saw (and was possibly been a bit taken aback by) the former-and-new first lady’s unusual wide-brimmed gaucho-style chapeau, which concealed half of her face, including her usually... More »
Goodbye, Dick By Leita Walker Here in 2025, it is time we face a hard truth: We are quickly approaching the day we will say goodbye to the last of the Dicks. This is for two reasons. First, no one wants Dick anymore. According to the Social Security Administra... More »
Getting Through “His” Second Presidency Without Getting An Ulcer (A Personal Survival Guide) by Michael J. Mangano 1. I’ll get all my news from print publications, thereby avoiding hearing “his” grating voice on broadcast media (except for James Aust... More »
Going Wild on Health By Martin H. Levinson President John Fitzgerald Kennedy famously said, “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” President-elect Donald Trump has just done something huge for our country, saying... More »
When They Go Low I Give Up by Stephen J. Lyons I’m huffing away on the elliptical at our local gym, reading another depressing commentary about our nation’s state of affairs, when I look across the room at the television to see the scabrous visage of one S... More »
By Martin H. Levinson JD Vance (JD stands for Just Delightful) believes it’s un-American to not have children. He thinks those who go the childfree route are a danger to society and threaten the vital importance of populating our grand and glorious nation wi... More »
As a result of Donald Trump’s outlandish behavior at his multiple trials, there have recently been impositions of an unprecedented amount of unconventional gag orders (a judge’s order that prohibits participants in a criminal or civil case from making cert... More »
We’ve all been in that position from time to time. I know I have. And usually (almost always, actually) I regretted my impulsive verbal assaults (especially, “You’re either totally uninformed or a goddamn idiot!”). Learn from my mistakes. Impru... More »
This Morning I Impeached My Dog By Martin H. Levinson This morning, I impeached my dog for repeatedly violating rules I had set up regarding household border security, most egregiously for not barking when people rang my doorbell. Buddy’s refusal to obey my ... More »
The Ten Commandments of the Electronic Age By Martin H. Levinson I am the LORD thy Smartphone. Thou shalt have no other God besides tablets, computers, and me. Thou shalt not use 3D printers to make images of idle idols. Thou shalt not take the name of ... More »