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Political Satire

Classic political satires from The Satirist, such as “A Modest Proposal to Convert Shopping Malls into Prisons” and “Are You a Conspiracy Theorist? Take the Test!”

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Clarence Thomas
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Doubting Thomas Doubts Disclosures

Published 2y ago -

  “…and I will bear true faith and allegiance to …. 45”     Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Online Ads Amazon Ads Note: The Satirist particip... More »

Joe Biden
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It Takes a Village Idiot

Published 4y ago -

By Mollie Fermaglich I sit in a spacious room, eagerly awaiting Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden. Okay – it’s not really a room but a finished basement, stocked with enough canned goods and bottled water to have sustained both the French and the G... More »

pelosi
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Are You There, God? It’s Me, Nancy

Published 4y ago -

by Mollie Fermaglich Dear God, It’s me.  Nancy.  Pelosi.  I am in church right now, on my knees, in a pew reserved for luminaries.  Like me. Nancy.  I’m not a fan of kneeling because, despite what they say, even the very top-of-the-line Wolford pantyh... More »

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Trump is Just What America Needs Right Now

Published 5y ago -

Recently, many have pointed out that there has been little executive leadership in regards to the coronavirus pandemic in the United States. These people claim that President Trump has done nothing to sufficiently combat the spread of the deadly virus and poin... More »

the squad
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The Squad’s Greatest Hits

Published 5y ago -

Curated By Mollie Fermaglich JUST WHEN YOU’D HOPED THEY’D GO AWAY FOREVER –THEY’RE BACK, WITH THEIR NEW ALBUM, FEATURING SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS! IT’S THE SQUAD!  THAT’S RIGHT – ILHAN, AOC, RASHIDA AND AYANA PRESSLEY, HAVE STOPPED BITCHING A... More »

The Passion of President Trump

Published 5y ago -

Jonathan Zimmerman University of Pennsylvania   “When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this pre... More »

Joe Biden
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Candidates Anonymous

Published 5y ago -

CANDIDATES ANONYMOUS (a short screenplay about a very long campaign) By Mollie Fermaglich FADE IN: INT. – Basement of a Washington D.C. church – Evening Modest, poorly lit large space.  A tall coffee urn sits on a long aluminum table on one side of th... More »

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The Lost Diary of…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Published 5y ago -

Discovered by Mollie Fermaglich   Dear Diary, Hi!  I’m Alexandria!  What’s your name?  Oh, that’s right.  You’re my diary and I have to name you.  My favorite names are Alexandria, Fidelita and Hannah Montana.  I could call you “Kitty,” ... More »

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Bernie’s 2020 Campaign Song

Published 5y ago -

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.  Like plaque psoriasis, you’re back.  While others your age have settled comfortably into a 55+ retirement community with all sorts of amenities, you remain active as a United States Senator which, I’m guess, is even better, with ... More »

Rules by Which a Great Nation Can Be Turned Into a Small One

Published 16y ago -

Thomas M. Garrett, Ph.D. Ancient nations valued themselves upon this: that it took a immense deal of time to turn their great nation into a little one.  The advice that I am about to communicate is the very reverse, by following these few simple rules our Gre... More »

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