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Get it together, Democrats, because I’m ready to high tail it out of this White House of garbage. If I have to eat off one more filthy piece of Obama china or sit on a Lincoln sofa I’m going to vomit all over the wonderfully tacky Rosa Garden. My husband h... More »
Our client contends that the children’s television program Sesame Street — between its debut in 1969 and the point when “my parents couldn’t force me to watch it anymore,” in 1971 — did him painful and irreparable harm: emotionally, intelle... More »
DATE: January 11, 2019 according to the Christian white-male calendar Jumada Al-Awwal 5 according to Hijri Pa’n Mekher in the Peret Season Dec. 12, Wu Xu Year, Year of the Dog, according to the Nongli Danni B., CHAIR: exciting news, actor Kate Hudson ... More »
On March 19, 2003, the United States, along with coalition forces primarily from the United Kingdom, initiated war on Iraq. I’ve always wondered what was President Bush was thinking when he decided to authorize the attack and what he was thinking as the war ... More »
The following medications have been approved for prescription via both our primary care and behavioral health units. As always, please keep in mind that reimbursement, deductibles, and co-pays will vary according to patients’ insurance coverage. Bragolen... More »
Introduction The competition to become a top corporate manager has never been fiercer. While old school corporate management values such as efficiency and vision still have their place, studies in several countries have shown that sociopaths and psychopaths ar... More »
Thanksgiving—A ridiculous Pilgrim holiday traced back to a 1621 celebration in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Giving thanks for the harvest made sense then; now it seems insane. The only harvest most Americans procure is from the aisles of Costco. Besides, a labor... More »
The goal of human communications has become speed and efficiency. This can clearly be seen in the world of emails and twitter, which emphasize getting messages out fast with no fancy trimmings. Less is more in electronic exchanges and to go along with that ide... More »
Florida Department of Elder Care Encounter Notes: 12 September 2021 Client: Alida Jones, 91 Patient is a resident of the Margaritaville Retirement Dome and presented with vertigo, dehydration, and mental confusion; transported to Medical Department via Ambu-Dr... More »
1. Kill Supervillains We could pretty much just stop there; the rest, as they say, is commentary. But having already attempted this as a two-word edict—with no discernible effect whatsoever—we felt that going with a more comprehensive Advisory would be a... More »
I have no doubt whatsoever that Julia Louis-Dreyfus and I are going to be very happy together. But—please!—don’t spoil the surprise if you see her before I do. The restraining order is slowing things down just a little; I’ll admit that. And it might ha... More »