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By K.D. Taylor PARIS, TX – Having converted, this week, to what is termed a “preterist” understanding of the Bible, evangelical Adam Baines expressed a profound sense of relief, though not unmingled with embarrassment, at discovering the prophecy of ... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – “God Bless the CIA” read the large banner above the crowd in Lafayette Square in Washington, DC, right across from the White House. A group of more than 300 Anti-Trump protestors were showing their support for the CIA, the... More »
By Stuart Green and Jennifer Moses 26 March 2017 “To help you find your grassy niche, many brokers have expanded their services by offering seminars and guided tours of the suburbs, sometimes connecting buyers with their agent counterparts beyond the borough... More »
By Derek Langston A recent Northwestern graduate, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been hanging out in some of Chicago’s most dangerous neighborhoods in the hopes he might falsely get convicted of murder. When asked the obvious question of ‘why?’ by a... More »
By James Papoutsis New research conducted by scientists at the University of Oxford has validated the findings of Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose 1986 publication, “Baby Got Back,” first challenged long-held views about the correlation between butt size and g... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – At his eighty-minute press conference last week, President Donald Trump referred to his administration as a “well-oiled machine” and promised four more years of astonishing government efficiency. Trump’s first month in offi... More »
By Kenneth Langer 11 February 2017 WASHINGTON, D.C. Following massive protests in the United States and around the world, President Trump has rescinded his ban on immigrants from seven Muslim countries. In its place, he has issued a new Executive Order (EO) ba... More »
On the 25th of January, 2017, Chinese president Xi Jinping banned great from all new schoolbooks, kindergarten to university levels. Beginning on January 28th, the start of the Chinese New Year, students in classes where English is taught will be requested not... More »
In its latest attempt to “win hearts and minds” in the Middle East, the Pentagon has announced a new program of dropping Christmas presents alongside selected bombs and cruise missiles in difficult theaters such as Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Indestructi... More »
By Dan Geddes NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences. “We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trig... More »
President-elect Trump Considering Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump for Santa Post By Phineas Lambert 16 January 2017 NEW YORK – The world was stunned this week when soon-to-be President, Donald Trump, announced he would take the lead on selecting a new San... More »
By Donald N.S. Unger 8 January 2017 Friday, 20 January 2017, Noon Donald J. Trump parachuted, from his helicopter, onto the daïs at today’s inauguration, with a pair of underpants on his head—royal blue boxers, with the Trump logo in gold threads—disloc... More »