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God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The Almighty, Abba (no, NOT the pop group!), The Father, etcetera) has opened a lawsuit with the State of New York over Do... More »
Secret Service Denies RFK, Jr Protection Again After Armed Man Infiltrates His Security “No one has ever shot a Kennedy and gotten away with it.” WASHINGTON – The US Secret Service has again denied Democratic Presidential candidate, Robert F. Kenne... More »
On Monday, former Vice President Mike Pence confronted Stewart Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers founder convicted of seditious conspiracy against the U.S. government for plotting a violent subversion of the peaceful transfer of power on Jan. 6, 2021. “Nice... More »
Mike Lindell’s pillow and bedding company has seen a surge in sales after the election-denying CEO unveiled a new product honoring Jan. 6 rioters who called for the hanging of Mike Pence: a pillow that offers absolutely no neck support. The item appeared on ... More »
Trump Proposes Immigration Overhaul Based on 1970s Hollywood Film by Chris Iovenko During a recent interview on the right-leaning podcast Final Solutions, ex-President and 2024 hopeful Donald Trump proposed a federal overhaul of the immigration system based on... More »
By Steve Schneider TALLAHASSEE, FL., April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal officials today in connection with a special Covid vaccine grand jury. Gov. Ron DeSantis announced the busts moments before declaring his intention to... More »
By Brad Erickson ZHASHKOYVCHI — The world’s longest and highest capacity tartar sauce pipeline, known in Russian as the аромат ракеты (lit. “flavor-rocket”), has been cut by Ukranian freedom fighters, dealing a devastating blow to Russian g... More »
By John Long WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden’s ambitious plan to combat the waves of marauding space aliens that are waging a bloody campaign of conquest across the United States stalled in Congress Friday, as Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) said he would n... More »
MOSCOW – Russian Foreign Secretary Boris Lunanov announced today that Russia has always known that the 1969 Apollo moon landings were faked by NASA. “We have been sitting on the evidence for 50 years, having a good laugh every time the Americans brag about... More »
By Patrick Kabanda The Kingdom of Wakanda has unanimously voted to grant President Donald J. Trump asylum should he choose to move there anytime after January 20, 2021. The vote came shortly after Mr. Trump’s bitter defeat in the 2020 U.S. election and after... More »
By Boaz Dvir WASHINGTON, DC—In a brilliant strategic move that cements his reputation as a brilliant strategist who makes moves no one else has ever imagined, GPOAT (Greatest President Of All Times) Donald J. Trump has sued to prevent all 50 states and the D... More »
By Aidan Anthony and David Anthony June 23, 2021 President Joe Biden will soon make it official, and formally adopt Barron Trump, son of former President Donald Trump, say sources close to the White House. The youngest of Trump’s five children, Barron, 14, w... More »