Published 4y ago - Walter Bowne
By Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the six hundred. “Forward, the Teacher Brigade! “Charge those iPads!” he said. Into the Classroom of Death, Strode the six hun... More »
Published 4y ago - Walter Bowne
Department of Education Washington, DC. Office of the Secretary of Education The Honorable Betsy DeVos RE: TOOLKIT UPDATE: IMPORTANT MEMO TO SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS! FORM LETTER FOR INEVITABLE TEACHER DEATHS WILL DECREASE YOUR WORKLOAD. Dear School Administrator... More »
Published 11y ago - Walter Bowne
by Johnnie Flecks The Modern Scholar Series Recorded Books is pleased to present the Modern Scholar Series, where great professors teach you. My name is Cecily Scatterwhicke-Mountbatten, and I will be your host. Today we begin a course entitled The Art of Body... More »
Published 12y ago - Walter Bowne
By Walter Bowne Dear Directors of Language Arts: I’m writing to inform you of the exciting titles on tap at Boontown Books for 2013! Are your teachers and students tired of the same old language arts curriculum? The Outsiders? To Kill a Mockingbird? Diary of... More »
Published 12y ago - Walter Bowne
By Walter Bowne Please have a seat, Jason. So why do you want to come to Princeton? The campus is just stunning. It resembles Hogwarts. When I was an adolescent, I remember seeing my feminine sibling crying when she got discarded. My mom was so thwarted. O... More »
Published 12y ago - Walter Bowne
By Walter Bowne Jim Brenner has an addiction: he just can’t get enough of his wife, Janice. After seventeen years and three children, Jim Brenner still feels that overwhelming urge to grasp her, to kiss her, and to make the sweetest love ever known, just li... More »
Published 13y ago - Walter Bowne
By Walter Bowne The Comstock Mine Track has seen its share of runs and rushes, but it has never seen such a load until now. For the third time this season Alpine Meadows Water Park in Grandville, CO has been soiled in what now has been called a growing trend o... More »