Wallace Runnymede

Show BioHide BioWal­lace Run­nymede, a for­mer bog-dwelling sav­age, is a cur­rently iron­i­cally-slick denizen of the An­glo-Me­trop­o­lis. Hail­ing from the dark and dis­rep­utable Celtic-cav­ernous tra­di­tion of dark gal­lows hu­mour, he is ‘deeply of­fend­ed’ by the ig­no­ble main­stream tra­di­tion of phi­los­o­phiz­ing with a ham­mer…he prefers to hu­morize with a bat­tleaxe!