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Max Henry

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I Will Inflict a Slow, Suffocating Death on As Many People As It Takes to Assert My Authority Over Your Uterus

Published 4y ago - Max Henry

You’ve undoubtedly read the reports by now. Seen my name added to an ever-expanding list on the 24-hour news networks. Yes, I contracted COVID-19 at the Rose Garden reception celebrating Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination to the Supreme Court. As one of your d... More »

Health Officials Warn Against Social Gatherings, Except Alex’s Wedding

Published 4y ago - Max Henry

by Max Henry With autumn just around the corner, the nation’s top health officials have issued a dire warning: avoid all social gatherings, except Alex’s wedding. According to experts, social gatherings remain a major factor in the spread of COVID-19. Lead... More »

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Max Henry

I Will Inflict a Slow, Suffocating Death on As Many People As It Takes to Assert My Authority Over Your Uterus

Health Officials Warn Against Social Gatherings, Except Alex’s Wedding

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