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by Martin H. Levinson I’m tired of hearing people bash President Trump over his handling of the coronavirus crisis. The fact is, Trump has been on top of the pandemic from day one and here’s some proof. In the early days, when little was known of the Wuh... More »
By Martin H. Levinson The coronavirus is killing people in Asia, Europe, and other places but that bug won’t get us because we’re too smart and cool to suffer shit like other nations. I know what you’re thinking: the CDC has reported some people have die... More »
By Martin H. Levinson When I entered the Woke Street Café—a hip new restaurant that caters to the woke, those wanting to be woke, and individuals curious about the idea of “wokeness”—I tried to check my privilege at the door but was told unless I agre... More »
I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, a researcher who invented the Internet and discovered a cure for AID... More »
By Martin H. Levinson President Trump says the Ukrainians hacked computers used by the Democratic National Committee in 2016 and tried to blame it on the Russians. But he doesn’t know the half of it. I have leaked information from some very fine people on bo... More »
During his 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and he wouldn’t lose any voters. While that statement may not have been completely accurate—e.g., if the person Trump shot was one of h... More »
(The year is 2021, or if the Democrats go down to defeat in the 2020 presidential election, 2025.) Welcome to the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library located in the lobby of Trump Tower Moscow right next to Comrade Mitch McConnell’s Vodka Bar. To make your ... More »
This wild and whacky dish has taken the country and political foodies throughout world by storm. May be paired with wine, beer, or antidepressants. Best prepared before November 2020, as the recipe may change after that date. Ingredients: 2 billion spoonfuls o... More »
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Op-Ed by Nitram Nosnivel With five conservative pro-life judges serving on the US Supreme Court it’s pretty much certain that Roe v. Wade will be overturned. There are lots of good reasons for this to happen and as a proud possessor of an XY chromosome pairi... More »
Gun control advocates think they’re slick when they quote statistics like more than 35,000 men, women, and children are killed each year by guns in the United States and among high-income countries the US accounts for 80 percent of all gun deaths in the worl... More »
The 2020 presidential primary season has begun and the Democrats in the race are falling all over themselves to show how tremendously progressive they are and how fervently they believe in big-time, radical change. Don’t buy their hype. There’s only one pe... More »