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One very lucky Boston teenager survived a harrowing 45 minutes while dining with her family on April 19, 2017. “I thought she was going to die,” her younger sister explained with tears in her eyes. “There was nothing I could do. I felt so hel... More »
If Congress was composed of teenagers, laws intended to rein-in outrageous parental behavior would be passed with lightening speed, proving that teens are actually capable of doing something quickly. Breaking news stories such as the following would flood main... More »
Generals, thank you all for coming. In light of recent revelations of a prurient nature, we are gathered here to review The Comely Behavior Manual that you all studied years ago before your uniforms were bedazzled with stars. Please turn to the chapter ent... More »