James Klein
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James Klein

Show BioHide BioJames Klein has been writing since he was an angry zygote in his mother's womb, but he doesn't know what to say in bios. He's referring to himself in the third person now for some reason, which is weird. His satire/humor has been published in Robot Butt, The Haven, MuddyUm, and Greener Pastures.

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Admire My Kitchen Remodel or Die

Published 3y ago -

By James Klein Grand Rapids, Michigan – Proud homeowner Mary Davidson used a tranquilizer dart to anesthetize her neighbor, Arnold O’Malley, before dragging him into her house. She shackled O’Malley to her newly installed island counter and held him ... More »

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