Published 7m ago - Fred Russell
Nut Jobs and Other Head Cases by Fred Russell Nowadays when people seem to be talking to themselves in the street, it usually turns out that they’re talking into their mobile phones, so it isn’t easy anymore to tell the crazies from the normals. Yo... More »
Published 1y ago - Fred Russell
Ravens by Fred Russell Ravens squawking In the trees Or hopping on the ground To get their fill Of putrid swill They eat They drink They sleep They screw That’s all They really Do Or maybe They enjoy The evening Breeze As well When they’re All through. Fre... More »
Published 3y ago - Fred Russell
by Fred Russell Amalia Knight, M.Sc., was a ghostwriter. She had been ghostwriting since her elementary school days, when she had patched up compositions for her classmates, and then through high school and the university, when she had written them from scratc... More »
Published 4y ago - Fred Russell
by Fred Russell How are new words popularized? Mostly in the media, but journalists are only the middlemen of language, picking up on words and phrases that are in the air and repeating them endlessly until they are incorporated into the lexicon of journalisti... More »
Published 6y ago - Fred Russell
Now that my Israeli cable provider has dropped ESPN, where I occasionally used to watch an eight-ball tournament, being a pool player myself, I have been reduced to watching snooker on British Eurosport, including the recently completed Dafabet Masters at Lond... More »
Published 7y ago - Fred Russell
Bill Maher rubs me the wrong way. I get him and John Oliver back to back from my cable provider and it turns out that the two of them together are more than I can take. Oliver likes to say “Fucking this” and “Fucking that” a little too ... More »
Published 8y ago - Fred Russell
Here’s how it works: It starts in the pickup games In the schoolyard or the park Where everyone can see That you’re a player And before you know it You’re on some kids’ team In an organized league And you’re a genuine star And ... More »
Published 9y ago - Fred Russell
As boorish as it sounds I have to say That there is An element of silliness In the classical male ballet. I mean What exactly Is the point Of jumping high into the air And banging your ankles together Like a demented au pair? And forget the full basket And chi... More »
Published 10y ago - Fred Russell
(From the American Idol Archives) by Fred Russell Ryan: Good evening, America. Three contestants. Three dreams. Three journeys. You will vote. You will decide. You’ll hear them tonight singing their hearts out. Each of our contestants will be given his c... More »
Published 10y ago - Fred Russell
by Fred Russell 4 January 2015 In May 1726 Voltaire sailed up the Thames, London-bound. He was thirty-two at the time, a scrawny Frenchman with a big mouth. Everyone was after his ass. Back in France he’d had a run-in with someone called the Chevalier de... More »