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In a decision that has surprised some analysts and observers, a federal judge in Wilmington Delaware ruled today that a class action lawsuit against BedTek Industries, over alleged problems with their Snap-Blanket Sleep Equity System (SBSES) will be allowed to... More »
Our client contends that the children’s television program Sesame Street — between its debut in 1969 and the point when “my parents couldn’t force me to watch it anymore,” in 1971 — did him painful and irreparable harm: emotionally, intelle... More »
The past generation has seen the reunification of a number of fractured states: Vietnam and Yemen (North & South), Germany (East & West) — to be fair: it has seen dissolutions as well, chiefly of the Soviet Union and of Yugoslavia. The former cha... More »
The following medications have been approved for prescription via both our primary care and behavioral health units. As always, please keep in mind that reimbursement, deductibles, and co-pays will vary according to patients’ insurance coverage. Bragolen... More »
Once upon a time there was a powerful Wizard King, named Usa, who lived in a grand castle, ruling a rich and fertile land. Centuries before, the land had belonged to the Naidni peoples and Usa’s forbearers had taken it from them in a series of bloody wars. U... More »
Florida Department of Elder Care Encounter Notes: 12 September 2021 Client: Alida Jones, 91 Patient is a resident of the Margaritaville Retirement Dome and presented with vertigo, dehydration, and mental confusion; transported to Medical Department via Ambu-Dr... More »
1. Kill Supervillains We could pretty much just stop there; the rest, as they say, is commentary. But having already attempted this as a two-word edict—with no discernible effect whatsoever—we felt that going with a more comprehensive Advisory would be a... More »
I have no doubt whatsoever that Julia Louis-Dreyfus and I are going to be very happy together. But—please!—don’t spoil the surprise if you see her before I do. The restraining order is slowing things down just a little; I’ll admit that. And it might ha... More »
15 March 2107 New-New Amsterdam Federated States of the Americas Data archaeologists have had a breakthrough in researching the fall of the First American Republic, confirming that the alleged attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, which precipitate... More »
Your application to join the elite team of customers who make going to the supermarket a most special kind of Hell has been received (for which: thank you) and is currently being evaluated, which usually takes eight to ten business days. As that processing goe... More »
Citing a recent Supreme Court decision, that affirmed presidential authority over immigration restrictions for purposes of national security, President Trump has proclaimed a ban on the entry of “bunnies” into the United States. “I don’t want a bun... More »
Met with the head of my national security team around 5AM, as per usual. Bailey prefers our meetings to take place while we’re in motion, so we circumnavigated the park as we did the daily threat assessment. We seem to largely still be in sync regarding prio... More »