David Alpaugh
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David Alpaugh

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Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off!

Published 10y ago -

By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS! Let’s call the whole thing off. Barak adores air strikes, abominates boot spikes. He thinks Iraq likes to... More »

Extreme Literary Makeovers

Published 12y ago -

By David Alpaugh Millions of contemporary readers are ignoring great books, turned off by titles that strike them as inaccessible, politically incorrect, or hopelessly retro. The classics can remain relevant to the Facebook generation—but only if editors mus... More »

Very Good Eddie! (Limerick for John Edwards)

Published 12y ago -

by David Alpaugh A slick politician named Edwards When he saw his campaign going bedwards Cried, “Wife, dying of cancer, If you’ll be my dancer, I’ll be yours until you go deadwards. # See http://www.davidalpaugh.com for David Alpaugh’s... More »

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