Bob Ross
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Bob Ross

Show BioHide BioBob Ross is the author of Billy Above the Roofs, Karla or The Weight Liftress, and Those We Can No Longer See, all of which are pretty depressing. He grew up in Nebraska in a small town where his father was one of the few remaining Democrats. This experience haunts him. He is not related to the dead TV painter of the same name. He is older than a lot of people but still relatively cognizant. At the time he wrote this piece, it seemed already to be irrelevant, but he was wrong. Thank God for all those people who voted for Donald Trump.

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I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double

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I Was Melania Trump’s Body Double by Bob Ross The colonel called me into the office on a Tuesday. I’d just started my shift, hadn’t had my coffee yet, so I wasn’t expecting anything. To be honest, I was barely awake. “Ever put on women’s clothes, B... More »

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