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PRODUCT WARNING by Chris Fitzpatrick & Richard M. Berlin TRUMPet: a fake instrument, blasted with hot air; sharps & flats only; used for solo performances/ meandering scores; spreads disharmony; no skill required. May cause criminal behavior,... More »
Trump’s Fake Assassination Jeffrey Meyers Persuasive evidence suggests that Donald Trump deliberately faked his attempted assassination on July 13 to get excellent publicity, create a heroic image and fortify his presidential campaign. Several important as... More »
The Art of the Kneel By Martin H. Levinson Nothing can stop Donald Trump as he heads to a third term in the White House. That includes bullets, which were deterred from killing Trump by God, a Trump worshipper who follows his hero on Truth Social. That include... More »
Sonnets for Senior Sirens by Kelly Sheehan Heath “Look at ‘em.” I mutter to Sabella, shielding my eyes and squinting at the gaggle perching on the other end of the sun-drenched rock. “Gabbing and laughing like the only ones for miles around! Does it ... More »
The Ten Eleven Commandments, according to Donald J. Trump by Stephen J. Lyons I am the LORD, your one and only God, who brought you out of the Swamp, out of the house of Clinton and Biden. You shall have no other gods before or after Me. And, for a limi... More »
My real name is Selina Kyle, but most people know me as Catwoman. I used to be Batman’s adversary but soon became his ally, realizing that he was fighting to rid Gotham of all those autocratic assholes who wanted to take over the city. You know who I mean: J... More »
“Childless Cat Ladies Have No Stake in Our Future.” Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Littl... More »