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PRODUCT WARNING by Chris Fitzpatrick & Richard M. Berlin TRUMPet: a fake instrument, blasted with hot air; sharps & flats only; used for solo performances/ meandering scores; spreads disharmony; no skill requir... More »
Trump’s Fake Assassination Jeffrey Meyers Persuasive evidence suggests that Donald Trump deliberately faked his attempted assassination on July 13 to get excellent publicity, create a heroic image and fortify his presidenti... More »
The Art of the Kneel By Martin H. Levinson Nothing can stop Donald Trump as he heads to a third term in the White House. That includes bullets, which were deterred from killing Trump by God, a Trump worshipper who follows his... More »
Sonnets for Senior Sirens by Kelly Sheehan Heath “Look at ‘em.” I mutter to Sabella, shielding my eyes and squinting at the gaggle perching on the other end of the sun-drenched rock. “Gabbing and laughing like the o... More »
The Ten Eleven Commandments, according to Donald J. Trump by Stephen J. Lyons I am the LORD, your one and only God, who brought you out of the Swamp, out of the house of Clinton and Biden. You shall have no other gods ... More »
The Art of the Kneel By Martin H. Levinson Nothing can stop Donald Trump as he heads to a third term in the White House. That includes bullets, which were deterred from killing Trump by God, a Trump worshipper who follows his hero on Truth Social. That include... More »
“Childless Cat Ladies Have No Stake in Our Future.” Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Littl... More »
God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The Almighty, Abba (no, NOT the pop group!), The Father, etcetera) has opened a lawsuit with the State of New York over Do... More »
